*panics and procrastinates simultaneously*
in short, fuck tumblr’s attitudes about “grades don’t matter” and “i’m offended because someone is breathing” and “it’s cool to be apathetic and hate everything” because the world doesn’t fucking cater to you guys, you pretentious assholes who expect everything in life to be sugar coated to y’all and you’re gonna have to grow up sometime
let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs
You are so so so
so so so so so so so
so cute touch my butt